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Shrek 2 (2004) / Adventure-Comedy

MPAA Rated: PG for crude humorRunning Time: 93 min.

Cast (voices): Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, John Cleese, Julie Andrews, Rupert Everett, Jennifer Saunders Director: Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon Screenplay: J. David Stern, Joe Stillman, David N. Weiss

 

 

A sheer delight from beginning to end, Shrek 2 manages to be eve better than its now classic predecessor in scope and humor value.  Whether or not the pop references and modern jokes will stand the ultimate test of time is in question, but for 2004, you probably couldn’t ask for a more entertaining sequel.  It’s a sequel done right, too.  Not even close to being just a rehash of the first film, Shrek 2 manages to continue the storyline directly following the first film and take the characters to new storylines and different surroundings.  Fast-paced, funny and refreshing, the first thing you’ll do when the credits roll is wonder when they are releasing Shrek 3.

In this sequel, Shrek finally meets Princess Fiona’s human parents, the King and Queen who have a hard time accepting their daughter’s choice of an ogre as a husband, not to mention the fact that she is now an ogre herself.  While outwardly putting on a good face, the king conspires to see Fiona fall for the handsome Prince Charming by joining forces with Charming’s mom, the Fairy Godmother.  On another front, the crafty bounty hunter, Puss-in-Boots is also hired to take care of Shrek.

Shrek 2 is a fast-moving, irreverent and increasingly hilarious romp that should more than please those who enjoyed the first film, although many will debate as to which film is the better of the two.  My pick is for this one, with much more variety in the characters and the addition of two very funny takes on old fairy tale classics — Antonio Banderas’ outstanding Puss-in-Boots and Jennifer Saunders’ wickedly funny Fairy Godmother. 

Of course, there is the usual in-jokes, satire and send-ups, plus the knocks on Disney and Hollywood that should delight those who know their entertainment well.  The visual effects are up to the same standards of the first film, and the musical montages and performances are delivered with seeming too obligatory. 

Shrek 2 is a must-see film for people of all-ages, and unless you’re a total scrooge, it has a magical energy that is infectious enough to make you want it to never end.  Luckily, DreamWorks should rake in big bucks for this blockbuster sequel, so at the very least, we’ll be sure to see our favorite ogre in at least one more adventure.

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The Silence of the Lambs ****1/2 (out of 5) (1991)

Cast: Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn, Ted Levine

Directed by Jonathan Demme

Clarice Starling is an FBI agent-in-training who is sent for the near impossible task of gaining the aid of a dangerous psychopath, Hannibal Lecter, in catching a serial killer nicknamed Buffalo Bill (dubbed so because he “skins his humps”, i.e. he removes part of their skin after killing them.) Now his next victim is the daughter of a Senator and the FBI is turning up the heat to save her before it’s too late.

Without a doubt, the best thriller of the decade and perhaps the greatest in the horror-thriller genre since Hitchcock’s PSYCHO. With almost flawless precision, Demme and screenwriter Ted Tally (from Thomas Harris’ novel) sets up the powerful symbolism and themes which run deep on several levels. Resurrecting the careers of Foster and Hopkins, both of whom deliver outstanding performances, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS is a gothic and macabre crime thriller of slow but gripping intensity with an intelligence and originality that takes the genre to a new level. Deservedly garnering Oscars for Best Picture and the two stars, THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS is a near masterpiece of horrific tension that will stay with you long after each viewing. Outstanding.

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A gargantuan version of Tolstoy’s national epic, approached as a priority as important as the Soviet
space program, War and Peace is surely the biggest production
ever put on film, with entire armies filling the screen and covering vast landscapes. The recreation
of the Napoleonic era in St. Petersburg and Moscow is a wonderment. Director Sergei Bondarchuk
makes the story work even better at the intimate level. The romantic adventures and heartbreaks
of the story’s central trio, Pierre, Natasha and Andrei lead to at least 4 or 5 devastatingly
emotional highpoints.


Previously, there was the 1956
Dino DeLaurentiis version. Except for
some awkward casting, it wasn’t half bad, but it pales beside the opulence and scope of this colossus.
Ruscico’s version is both longer and better-presented than previous releases, and Image has packaged
it with helpful extras and easily-navigated menus. More on that below.


Synopsis (spoiler-laden):


Film 1: Andrei Bolkonsky, parts one and two (140 minutes): The sweeping story of
Russian nobility during the Napoleonic wars starts in 1805. At the Moscow Rostovs, young Natasha
(Lyudmila Savelyeva) is a child dreaming of romantic affairs. Frequent guest Pierre Bezukhov
(Sergei Bondarchuk, the director) takes a serious liking to her. Russia allies with Austria against
Napoleon, and Prince Andrei Bolkonsky (Vyacheslav Tikhonov) parks his pregnant wife in the country
with his father and sister, while he goes to fight. For Natasha’s brother Nikolai it is a first
battle. Back in Moscow,
Pierre is easily pressured into marriage with the beautiful but decadent H?l?ne,
who is soon rumored to be taking lovers. Pierre challenges one of them to a duel, and has
a crisis of conscience after wounding the man severely. Andrei returns to his country home just in
time to see his wife die in childbirth. He determines that life is worthless
until Spring comes and
the world seems to be reborn.

Film 2: Natasha Rostova (93 minutes): At a glorious ball, Natasha is a wallflower until
the meek Pierre encourages Andrei to dance with her, whereupon both fall gloriously in love. Andrei
carefully proposes through her family, electing to wait a year before marriage. A year seems like
forever to the still-immature Natasha. She goes on a wolf hunt and to the opera,
where, with the connivance of H?l?ne, young wastrel Kuraghin catches
her eye. Falling in love, and not realizing what will happen, Natasha agrees to elope with
the scoundrel, a fate barely avoided by the intervention of her sister and Pierre. Andrei breaks off
their engagement,
and Natasha believes her life to be over at age 17.

Film 3: 1812 (78 minutes): A new invasion of Russia is undertaken by Napoleon, and Andrei
once again takes up his sword. His father remains in denial as the French advance steadily
across Western Russia.
Pierre takes leave of Natasha to go observe the big battle at Borodino, and speaks to Andrei the night before.
The battle is an enormous clash of thousands of troops, and at the end the French prevail. Andrei
is
seriously wounded.

Film 4: Pierre Bezukhov (92 minutes) The main Russian general realizes he can’t stop
the French, and so elects to abandon Moscow without a fight, burning all useful resources on the way.
Millions become refugees, and the rich of Moscow flee East. Pierre disguises himself as a common
citizen with the vain idea of taking personal revenge on the invaders, but instead makes friends with
a French
officer who moves into his apartment. The Russians refuse to parlay with Napoleon, and leave him in
a dead city with the poor. His soldiers loot tons of booty they can’t possibly carry
home. Pierre is arrested as an arsonist but is spared the death penalty. He witnesses a mass execution
and is sent on a march by the French. On the
refugee trail East, the Rostovs take in the mortally wounded Andrei, and he and Natasha spend time
together declaring their love. When Napoleon quits the city, the Russian winter closes in to decimate
his army as they withdraw. Pierre and Natasha are reunited.


Savant was excited to see this pricey-but-exceptional DVD release; Ruscico has a reputation for
quality releases of hard-to-see Soviet pictures, and War and Peace is certainly the prize
title, at least for Western audiences unfamiliar with the majority of Mosfilm’s output. I saw the
American release when 16 years old, serialized over two weeks in a fancy theater in San Bernardino.
I can’t say I followed the story well, and mostly remember the grainy, washed out picture and
the distracting English dubbing - Natasha’s voice squeaked like Minnie Mouse. But the eye-popping
visuals stayed burned into my memory, especially a God’s eye view, receding into the heavens, of the
Austerlitz battlefield spread out below. It looked as if it took in miles of smoke and fighting.


In Russian with subs in a number of languages, the new Ruscico / Image DVD is a completely different viewing
experience. ?
1
The Russian voices are beautiful, and it’s easy to catch cultural things we had only
read about, such as the St. Petersburg elite opting to speak French for many conversational details.
It’s not 70mm, but on a big widescreen television, the scope of the visuals can be almost
overwhelming.


Director Bondarchuk makes a brooding, introverted Pierre, too shy to dance at a ball and easily
convinced of his insignificance, even as he’s inheriting a massive estate. His adoration of
Natasha is matched only by his belief that he’s unworthy of her. He makes an excellent foil for the
dashing, closed-minded Prince Andrei, a traditionalist who chides Pierre for his scandalous
associations, But Andrei boorishly persecutes his own loving wife because he feels tied down by
family obligations. Both men evolve very interestingly through the story, experiencing the tumultuous
events and their mutual love of Natasha from different perspectives.


Lyudmila Savelyeva is radiant as Natasha, starting as a pixie dreaming girlish dreams and bursting
with childish enthusiasm. Her miniature features and expressive eyes are a depthless
repository of feminine romanticism. Besides the big ball, she performs a show-stopping
folk dance at her Uncle’s place in the country. Clearly meant to be the soul of everything precious
in Russia, the character is a big success.


Bondarchuk had resources to dwarf American epics, but all of War and Peace is
sublimated to a cinematic vision, even the large battle scenes. If there’s any doubt this is a
classic Russian movie, it goes away with the entrance of Natasha, bursting through some doors in
three Potemkinish cascading short cuts that end on her beaming face. The camera stays put
when it’s proper to do so, but when the director has something to express, it trucks and pans and
cranes and tilts, and seemingly flies through the air. The big ballroom dance dissolves into West
Side Story
- like blurs and soft colors, and then the camera whips around in dizzying waltz
circles, or flies down the hall
watching the dancers from on high. Bondarchuk introduces little choreographed cuts by flashing a
fan in front of the camera, a device that is unusually successful. The only ’showoff’ trick that
didn’t work for Savant was a later tense scene where the director inserts subliminal flash frames at
every cut point … it just seemed distracting.



When the story is taken over by author Tolstoy’s abstract thoughts, the characters often look for
answers in the sky, and Bondarchuk will often accompany disembodied speeches with aerial shots of
clouds and vast landscapes, such as seen in the main titles. These provide an endistancing break
from the melodrama on the ground. The high aerial shots are always at a conceptual
remove from the narrative, so that we don’t get the feeling that the 1812 era is being hyped with
visuals alien to the historical experience.



Bondarchuk was criticized by some reviewers in 1967 for his eclecticism; in one scene he might have
split screens that seem to come from Pillow Talk, and multi-imaged superimpositions that
evoke Metropolis. There is an Abel Gance tendency toward camera gymnastics, but most of the
film is visually straightforward. Bondarchuk is a classicist who makes the camera do some of the
acting, and the result is by and large a big success.



I mentioned the 4 or 5 emotional high-points of the picture, most of which are heavy-duty dramatic
scenes - Natasha’s hysteria at having her elopement foiled, Pierre’s witnessing of the firing
squads, the death of Andrei’s young wife. In a Western film, we might expect the music to play a
larger role in dictating the tone of the drama; most Hollywood epics lean heavily on their scores for
their emotional telegraphy. War and Peace builds its emotional climaxes mostly through
unadorned theatrics, and giant closeups. But its battle scenes, the extended battle of Borodino,
especially, have an impact that I don’t think I’ve seen in any other epic.



Savant loves giant battle scenes and always admires the huge organizational patterns of masses of
people moving in concert for the camera. Knowing how difficult it is to get just one actor to open
one door and not look false, the moving panoramas of soldiers and organized mayhem in shows
like Zulu Dawn are impressive displays of movies as a giant engine of movement. War and Peace
outdoes them all for sheer vastness of
scale and precision of effect. The gigantic computer-animated battles in The Two Towers are
impressive, but this is 100% real - and there’s no substitute for the suspension of disbelief
provided by real armies clashing on a real battlefield.


What we get is a poetic representation of the chaos of warfare, not a layout of strategies we
can read or follow as a story. The overall image is of total insanity, the energies and lives
of tens of thousands of men destroyed in armed conflict. A master shot
might have a crane or a dolly or start with a wide shot and end up on a detail. In many masters it
looks as though tens of thousands of soldiers and horses are rushing every which way, marching in
set patterns. There are some shots of massed diamond-shape formations moving across the landscape,
like a carpet of men. The longer it goes on, the more elaborate it gets.


Bondarchuk’s experts use smoke as a choreographed element. As plumes of cannon-hits are seen erupting
from the foreground to what might be a mile away, the wind carries clouds of black and white smoke
across the screen in patterns that accentuate the blind chaos of what it must meant to be in this
kind of a fight. Bright sunshine turns to dark shadow and back again as the smoke ebbs and flows.


Nobody has the big picture of this struggle, not even the commanders, who sit helplessly while their
rigid battle plans collapse around them. The rules of combat put ceremony before the lives of the
soldiers; Andrei’s company waits in reserve, but loses a third of its men to shelling, as they stand
in their formal lines.


When Bondarchuk decides to move his camera through the melee, we get perhaps ten unbroken minutes of
continuous amazement. Hundreds of cavalrymen charge a small hill. A long line of horsemen on that
hill disperse to reveal cannon that all fire at once - the camera whips left to see the entire
wave of enemy horses tumble to the ground. Cameras on rails truck past men climbing ladders and
stairs, and race down trenches as dozens of horses leap overhead. It’s like a battle for the end of the
world, and the pacing and emphasis is flawless. One overhead wide angle view, rushing downward over
the heads of soldiers fighting hand-to-hand makes the viewer feel like a cannonball crashing to Earth.





Ruscico’s DVD of War and Peace is handsomely presented on 4 discs in a thankfully
easy-to-understand
package. The transfer image isn’t going to be able to compete with restorations done here, however.
War and Peace was shot in a Soviet color system in 70mm, and the colors are a muted set of
pastels we aren’t used to. Either the age of the elements, or the reduction printing, or
bad storage has given many scenes a dupey look, with slightly fluctuating contrast. The image
is stable and intact, but there are occasional scratches and slight damage.


The encoding is also not top-end. Battle scenes with the choreographed smoke usually look fine, but
occasional images have artifacting, the kind of image popping when details don’t update with every
frame. When Andrei is wounded, the camera swoops up to give a view of the whole valley, and the
artifacting makes a mess of the foliage as it pans by.


Either that one bad shot was an isolated instance, or most of the time we’re too caught up in the story to
notice such things. I should
point out that I viewed the discs on a 65″ monitor that magnifies these kinds of flaws, so many
viewers will probably be completely unaware of them.


The DVD producers have included a generous allotment of extras, listed below. A fifth disc contains
a couple of Soviet docus on Tolstoy and an elaborate commemorative behind-the-scenes piece. It
starts with the stars at a Moscow premiere, and then backtracks to show how many scenes were filmed.
The cameraman is on roller skates in the ballroom scene, and a trucking scene through the battlefield
shows exactly how some of the more amazing shots were captured. The cameramen use portable 70mm
cameras of a kind I’ve never seen, that look every bit as sophisticated as ours.



The docus from the 60s show how far apart Russia and America were at the height of the Cold War
competition.
A Tolstoy piece ends with one of the author’s statements about freedom, and the Russian editors
show anti-war riots in the West, as if the only suppression of human rights were happening on
our side of the Iron Curtain. A shot of a protester’s American flag with a skull on it is
prominently displayed. The narration stresses collective action, with ‘comrade’ this, and ‘comrade’ that
heard; the stars’ names go mostly unmentioned.



In one of the interviews, the President of the Mosfilm studio says that after the years of filming,
War and Peace wasn’t unanimously praised in the Soviet Union. Everybody saw it, but not
everyone thought it was a masterpiece. Audiences are audiences, Russian or American, and after
those 4 or 5 transcendant moments in the picture, the ending does seem rather downplayed and
anti-climactic. But seeing the show now after 35 more years of film history, this enormous epic seems
more of an accomplishment than ever.






On a scale of Excellent, Good, Fair, and Poor,
War and Peace rates:

Movie: Excellent

Video: Good

Sound: Very good

Supplements: 5-disc set, Behind-the-scenes featurette, Interviews with actors Irina
Skobtseva and Vassily Lanovoy, cinematographer Anatoly Petritsky, composer Vycheslav
Ovchinnikov, and Mosfilm Studios president Karen Shakhnazarov, Leo Tolstoy documentary,
Art direction and set design studies, Cast and crew filmographies


Packaging: double folding plastic and paper cases in card sleeve.

Reviewed: April 27, 2003




Footnote:



1. There’s an English
dubbed track as well, but I’m told that it reverts to un-subtitled Russian here and there. This
makes sense
if the information is true that the movie was cut by 45 minutes for Western release: the
un-dubbed scenes are probably the ones cut upon export. Hopefully those who care enough to seek out
this disc will listen to it in its fascinating original Russian track anyway.
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"Hayek and Cruz shooting up the old west with glee" (Worth A Look)

Luc Besson turns his attention to the western genre with ?Bandidas.? Chillingly featherweight, but still oodles of corset-and-six-gun fun, the peppery charms of stars Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek routinely save the picture when Besson and his production team run out of things for the actresses to do.When a ruthless enforcer (Dwight Yoakam) sweeps across Mexico deviously swindling small towns out of their banks to control a railroad line, he leaves behind a bloody trail of bodies in his wake. Two of the dead are the fathers of Sara (Salma Hayek) and Maria (Penelope Cruz), two polar opposite Mexican women who decide to team up and rob the banks before the bad guys can get to them. With the reluctant help of an American ?criminal science? officer (Steve Zahn), the bandidas ride across Mexico, attempting to liberate the country from the clutches of evil. After spending an extended amount of time tackling the action genre with superb results (?District B13,? ?Unleashed?), producer and co-writer Luc Besson is looking for a change of scenery. Taking his to-the-point filmmaking formula to the western stage, ?Bandidas? is a strangely entertaining action comedy that accomplishes a lot more Mexican fun and adventure than the last Zorro sequel could muster. It?s incredibly inconsequential, buttery entertainment, but it?ll surely put a smile on your face if you can find a way to appreciate its rambunctious spirit.Debuting directors Joachim Roenning and Espen Sandberg waste little time getting to the heart of this venture, using a measly 20 minutes of screentime to set up both Maria and Sara?s impetus for revenge. From there, the film tears off in dusty, corset-pinched fury, putting the two actresses through minor stunts, speedy comic banter (well, as speedy as the actresses can get with their accents), and some cat fighting for fans of physical comedy and general perverts.Clearly, this is a huge departure in tone for Hayek and Cruz. Given the chance to play with jokes and guns, the actresses take great delight in the project, willing and able to go wherever Besson can dream. Cruz especially seems to be having a ball, freed from her traditional heavy dramatic roles and set loose in a Wild West setting. Friends behind the camera as well, Hayek and Cruz share tremendous chemistry, and their goofy, competitive interplay keeps the film rolling when the filmmakers have trouble deciding what exactly to do with these bank robbers, or how best to exploit the actresses? roman candle sexual appeal ? settling on a single iffy scene where the duo assume the guise of saloon prostitutes to convince Zahn of evildoing. A slightly wacky western comedy, ?Bandidas? doesn?t exactly hold much dramatic weight. In keeping things so frothy, the film sometimes, even at 85 minutes, runs out of inspiration.The climax involving gold bars, a train, and a bullet-time skirmish comes across as a contrived, ordinary way to close the film, replacing the magnetism of Hayek and Cruz with overthought action to exit on a grand note. If anything had been clearly demonstrated by this point, it?s that Hayek and Cruz should be the focal point no matter what action beats the story demands.
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Fans of the long-running animated television show should be delighted in seeing their small-screen idols given the big screen treatment, and with a PG-13 rating, getting a bit more ribald in the level of humor than they could with the stringent censorship on TV.  We get to see Bart nude, Homer use his middle finger, Otto take a hit off of a bong, etc.  For those who have followed "The Simpsons" over the nearly 20 years of its existence, I suppose it’s worth the expense to see the characters, who haven’t changed very much since their inception, in a different light.

This exploration into a bit more adult humor and language is about the only thing that sets this film apart, as it feel very much like an extended episode of the TV show in most other respects.  The animation is pretty much consistent with what we’ve seen before, although some CGI elements have been added to some of the scenes to give it a more cinematic look, but they aren’t really necessary or particularly impressive. 

Just as "The Simpsons" show never used a plot except as a springboard to give their characters more jokes, the film version does the same.  The story here is barebones:  Homer dumps a silo of pig poop into the lake, polluting it severely, and causing biological mutations that send the EPA into employing extreme measures to contain it.  The US government decides to seal off the area my putting a giant dome over Springfield, which means that no one can get in or out.  Everyone’s goes raving mad, especially at Homer for causing all of the turmoil, so it’s up to the Simpsons to save face, save their town, and save their family unit.

Reviewing The Simpsons Movie seems a bit futile, as those who love the show will love the film, while those who never acquired a taste for it will not find anything in the film to change their opinions.  A series that has been around as long and has been as popular already has its built-in fan base, and that base probably isn’t going to increase much more than it already has through a movie alone.  If you find yourself watching the TV show reruns, even if you’ve seen them before, and own even one of the seasons on DVD, you’re probably the sort of person that will get a kick out of this bonus episode.

I won’t spoil the film’s best gags by going into great detail, as most of the appeal of "The Simpsons" in terms of humor is in being surprised by the actions or dialogue of the characters.  Even if some of the jokes are not important to the plot, they are the real joy in watching a film like this.  It’s one of those movies where I could reveal every aspect of the plot from beginning to end and not ruin the experience for everyone, but if I rattled off my five favorite quips of the film, people will write me nasty e-mails for ruining their enjoyment of these priceless moments.  In fact, I’m a little miffed that the trailers and ads for the film give away some of the best parts as it is.  Besides, most people reading this review have probably watched at least one episode of the TV show, so I’m sure you know what to expect in terms of what the humor is like.

I like "The Simpsons" TV show, although I can’t say that I am fanatical about it.  Watching so many films doesn’t afford me much time to get into TV anyway, but I do watch an occasional episode here and there.  It’s amusing, often hilarious, although some bits work better than others.  That’s exactly how I feel about this film as well.  It’s worthwhile for the choice laughs, even if it isn’t always consistent the whole way through as to how funny or interesting it is.  There are some lulls, particularly when the plot comes into play, as putting a dome over Springfield isn’t really funny itself, and the events that transpire because of it aren’t the best parts from a comedy standpoint.  I’m not sure I even understand why the dome has been placed over the town with the inhabitants not being evacuated first, but asking for logic in a "Simpsons" story is already too much to think about.  Whether it’s funny or not is the only key.

For those who enjoy the intentionally scattershot nature of the TV show, I would wholeheartedly recommend The Simpsons Movie to you, as the film delivers on everything you’ve come to know and love bout the TV show.   It’s not any better than a typical episode in terms of quality, and probably doesn’t merit that much fanfare, but it does deliver on everything you’d expect so long as you aren’t expecting a huge upswing in laughs.  Those who are more casual in their feelings toward the show may choose to do what they do with the TV counterpart — catch it when there’s not much else out there worth watching.

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In “Green Street Hooligans“, Elijah Wood teams up with a cast of British tough guys and the result is one hell of a mess for the maid to clean up. Gritty, passionate, and energized, “Hooligans” is a downright exciting picture. Full of blood spitting and broken-bottle shanks to the neck, this film hits it’s mark as a unique and well focused tale of the actions of English football firms along with underlining the importance of friends, family, and always standing your ground. “Hooligans” is freshly British, and does very well without the tired gun, sex, and pot smoking antics of the American gangster/hood genre.Expelled from Harvard on false drug charges, journalism student Matt Buckler goes to stay a while in England with his sister Shannon and new brother-in-law Steve. Matt is befriended by Steve’s little brother Pete when he arrives in London, and with his eagerness for friends he takes on an enthusiasm for learning everything he can about football (or soccer to the rest of us).Pete takes Matt to the local pub where he sees firsthand the madness and intensity that these boys have about their team. After a few beers, the pub fills to maximum capacity, guys are standing on tables singing, and everyone is in a uproar. While having a few pints, and warming up to the crowd, Matt finds out that Pete is the leader of a group called the Green Street Elite, or GSE. They are the West Ham football team’s “firm” that is on a mission to punk out and beat the crap out of the opposing teams’ firm at any given opportunity. The firm is a fan-club on steroids that takes a win with joyful pride and a loss with loathing hatred that brings retribution.After his first match, Matt tries to go home alone without getting involved in a fight. He is followed by the rival firm, cornered, and they begin to assault him. Seeing that their bait has been taken, the GSE comes to his rescue, and Matt joins in the brawl with rage and determination. From here, the boys go from match to match, finding themselves as many brawls as possible, and develop a reputation around the country as the top firm. Matt’s sister and brother-in-law become very concerned for him and as a result, alienate him and leave him without anywhere to go other than Pete’s apartment. The story unfolds to show that Steve has his own history with the GSE, but his life changed directions when he met Shannon soon after a particularly rough brawl.Standing out in his role as Bower, Leo Gregory plays a jealous and introspective top member of the GSE who does not care for Matt’s closeness with Pete and seeks to defame him. In the end, the brotherhood is nearly torn apart as old rivalries are reborn, and everyone is forced to decide where to place their loyalties.I think audiences will enjoy how the film succeeds in showing how the bonds of brotherhood awaken a repressed sense of self-confidence in it’s members, giving them strength and vigilance in their lives. It also makes a call to caution, showing how hyper-devotion can eventually lead to self-destruction in one form or another, and the characters’ outcomes rely heavily upon the varying levels of their intensity. The problem for these characters is not in their spirits, but in the destruction they cause to their community and their own lives. This is where the opposing themes of the film come in because although they gain personal strength by being together, it is at the cost of peace and personal well-being, and sometimes at the risk of their very lives.To balance out the testosterone and unruliness, Shannon attempts to keep everything cool and domesticated. Her role is a constant reminder that outside the world of fandom live women and children who depend upon their brothers, sons, and husbands to provide companionship and stability. She is completely intolerant of the firm, but is sympathetic and sees the GSE as a disease or addiction that men turn to when they have no other options.Overall the film is paced very well, and the hand-held camera during the brawling scenes give a real street-fight feel. The story is very linear, and a little vocal narration at times makes it seem to be a documentary Matt has made after the events have unfolded. “Hooligans” is a serious look at gang mentality, fitting in, and how young men develop their self image away from the familiarities of their family’s home.

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A two-headed monster from fanboy kings Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez, “Grindhouse” is a full-blooded attempt to summon up a bygone age of cinematic sleaze. Or, to put it more cynically, it’s an exploitation bonanza in which the most effectively exploited element is the marketing concept.The filmmakers are not just celebrating an idealized notion of movie trash; they mean to simulate the experience of spending a night in a decrepit, sticky-floored movie palace. It’s a tough thing to pull off in the age of the faceless multiplex (suggestively scented scratch-and-sniff cards would have helped), so they pile on winking signifiers of authenticity. This three-hour-plus program includes two feature films, vintage “Our Feature Presentation” title cards and trailers for nonexistent but entirely plausible genre abominations. The movies themselves suffer “missing” reels and are disfigured with scratches and glitches (added, one assumes, with a few clicks of a mouse). ADVERTISEMENT It goes without saying that Tarantino and Rodriguez, favorite sons of the Weinstein Co., have access to resources that were off-limits to the ’60s and ’70s schlock merchants they revere: money, technology, stars. The budget of this double feature could have funded literally hundreds of exploitation cheapies back in the day.Truth be told, the films bear only superficial resemblance to the sordid spectacles that inspired them. Still, setting aside the dubious coherence and suspect nostalgia of the enterprise, “Grindhouse” is a fascinating exercise in genre reinvention, a showcase for two radically different approaches to homage. Rodriguez’s “Planet Terror” is a whole-hog pastiche bordering on parody, with a scattershot method perfectly evoked by its most iconic image: one-legged go-go dancer (Rose McGowan) spraying her machine-gun prosthetic at all comers. Tarantino’s exhilarating “Death Proof” combines the sorority slice-and-dice with the automotive bump-and-grind and ends up with something greater and stranger than the sum of its parts.Rodriguez’s movie pits a hardy band of survivors — led by McGowan and her diminutive biker beau (Freddy Rodriguez) — against a multiplying army of the living dead. Drenched in blood geysers and exploding pustules, it’s jokey juvenilia, lurching from one gross-out to another. The smirking disregard for basic narrative coherence gets tiresome, and the unvarying, unrelenting pace suggests Rodriguez misunderstood the assignment: His more-is-more attitude suggests a studio more than a grindhouse mind-set.”Planet Terror” is especially disappointing given that zombie movies, even at their trashiest, are rarely ever dumb — if anything, since they basically dramatize the return of the repressed, they often serve as ready-made sociopolitical allegories. Here Rodriguez throws in a biochemical connection and briefly involves the military, but he’s more interested in stomach-turning gags. The recent wave of zombie movies has encompassed a variety of approaches: the paranoid urgency of “28 Days Later,” the stoned humor of “Shaun of the Dead,” the anti-Bush sting of George Romero’s “Land of the Dead” and Joe Dante’s “Homecoming.” Rodriguez’s movie will be remembered as the one with the jar of pickled testicles. Of the three guest-directed “prevues” that separate the features, Rob Zombie’s Nazi-werewolf faux-trailer features the most brilliantly deranged casting (Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu) and Edgar Wright’s haunted-house montage is the wittiest (to reveal its title would be a spoiler), but the one crying out for a real movie is Eli Roth’s “Thanksgiving” (”This year, there will be no leftovers!”). After the nonstop frenzy of “Planet Terror,” Tarantino’s “Death Proof” is almost shockingly placid — at least to begin with. Despite obvious debts to various source texts — the hypnotic drive-in favorite “Vanishing Point,” the ludicrous sentient-car horror flick “The Car,” countless girls-in-peril slashers — it’s a film that surprises at almost every turn.Its structural boldness, though par for the course with Tarantino, sets it apart from standard grindhouse fare. Half of a double bill, “Death Proof” is itself split right down the middle. In each segment, a group of young women encounters Stuntman Mike (Kurt Russell), a maniac in a muscle car. Identical scenario, opposite outcomes. The first half, set in Austin, Texas, unfolds over the course of a lazy night out with a group of friends (Sydney Tamiia Poitier plays the ringleader). The ambience is cozy and relaxed: Beers are consumed, text messages sent. Shades of menace emerge. 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If Tarantino’s dialogue becomes tin-eared (as it tends to do when he saddles African American characters with blaxploitation jive), his soundtrack instincts are unerring. From the opening engine rev of Jack Nitzsche’s “The Last Race,” “Death Proof” is scored to a typically unpredictable mix tape of retro obscurities.The climactic car chase — as attuned to the psychosexual implications of rear-ending and sideswiping as J.G. Ballard and David Cronenberg’s 1996 “Crash” — should gain instant membership in the pantheon of vehicular action scenes. Bell performs all her own stunts, clinging to the hood of a speeding, increasingly mangled, Dodge Challenger.This breathtaking, CGI-free sequence is the most convincing old-school gesture in all the “Grindhouse” package — an implicit rebuke to the cheesy effects in Rodriguez’s splatter fest. Straightforward as it seems, “Death Proof” is one of Tarantino’s most peculiar films: at once controlled and indulgent, derivative and unique. In refining the language of homage, this singular filmmaker has made his most original movie since “Pulp Fiction.”*”Grindhouse.” MPAA rating: R for strong graphic, bloody violence and gore, pervasive language, some sexuality, nudity and drug use. Running time: 3 hours, 11 minutes. In general release.
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Originally destined for an unceremonious and immediate “direct-to-video” release, Tamara has earned its fair share of internet fanboy buzz over the past few months, thanks partially to the Lions Gate folks having their finger on the horror-geek pulse, but mainly because the lead actress is a stunningly sexy femme fatale who plays a murderous mega-witch super-bitch from beyond the graaaaave.

Penned by Final Destination scribe Jeffrey Reddick, Tamara is nothing more than Stephen King’s (or more specifically, Brian De Palma’s) Carrie gussied up for a new generation of horror-lovin’ moviegoers. As such, Tamara looks, sounds, and feels like just about every single “high school misfit wreaks unholy revenge” flick ever made, from Evilspeak to Christine and from Massacre at Central High to Laserblast. (Basically: this one old-school horror concept.)

Dusted off and dressed up for a modern generation of inevitably sarcastic, dismissive, and angst-laden teenagers, Tamara works well enough for what it is … which, admittedly, isn’t all that much, but there’s a spark of stylish creativity that runs through the flick, and it’s one that the hardcore horror fans will come to enjoy — even if it doesn’t become one of their very favorite “under the radar” genre confections.

The plot’s as simple as the recipe for peanut butter & jelly: A mousy, nerdly, and facially unpleasent nerdette earns some vicious bile from her school’s “cool kids,” mainly because she just penned a newspaper article about a steroids scandal that’s shaken the school’s athletic department. So the evil kids do what anyone would do after being fingered for steroid abuse: they trick the reporter into visiting a motel room and they videotape the gal getting naked and trying to seduce the English teacher she adores.

Needless to say, things get out of control, poor Tamara ends up with a cracked-open skull, and the half-dozen tormentors conspire to bury her corpse and, y’know, act like they didn’t just cause the horrible death of a 17-year-old girl.

Fortunately for Tamara, she has a surprisingly powerful gift for the art of witchcraft, which allows her to not only attend school the day after her own murder, but also to wreak all sorts of gruesomely wonderful revenge on the bastards who done her wrong. And wreak she does.

Also for some reason, Tamara doesn’t just wipe the dirt out of her hair and climb into a classroom. Nope, this re-animated demoness returns to school looking like she just fell out of a 60% off sale at Hot Topic. Frankly, the post-death version of Tamara is so damn sexy they could have called her movie Hellbait.

With this familiar (yet comfortably entertaining) concept now laid out, Mr. Reddick and director Jeremy Haft try to infuse a few jolts of creativity into their flick. Tamara, you see, doesn’t just want to kill her tormentors and woo the dreamy English teacher. No, she aims to have her tormentors terrorize, mutilate, and murder themselves … and as far as that English teacher’s pregnant young wife is concerned, well, let’s just say Tamara’s not a big fan of the gal.

As relatively stylish on the surface as it is resoundingly familiar beneath, Tamara should prove more than serviceable enough for the hardcore horror fans, none of whom will be stunned to learn that the DVD is coming courtesy of the gorehound’s best friend: Lions Gate Films. And while Tamara lacks the original spin on an old concept that something like Lucky McKee’s May exhibits, there’s still just enough for the genre geeks to get behind for 90-some slick minutes.


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The Usual Suspects is one of those rare thrillers where the more you think you know, the less you truly do.  Essentially, it’s all a big mind game movie, seemingly placing all of its emphasis on an intricate plot to reel you in, when all the while, it aims to pull the rug right out from under you.  How much you enjoy the film as a whole will most likely depend on how much you think the nifty end of the film makes the previous 90+ minutes of convoluted plot retrospectively fascinating. A few will suggest it negates the entire set-up’s existence, although many more will rank it as one of the best told mysteries in film history. 

I fall somewhere right in between on this one.  I do think it entertaining, particularly in the second half, once the Keyser Soze storyline emerges, but I can’t really say that I think it a great movie as a whole, despite finishing strong.  The first hour of the film isn’t particularly gripping, with a great deal of name-dropping of characters that can be hard to follow for those not paying attention.  Of course, those who know what eventually happens will know that following all of these characters and names doesn’t really matter, although many will end up watching it more than once to scour for little tells and pieces of the puzzle that suggests something more to the story than what appears on the surface.  Perhaps there is, here and there, but I’m not close to being convinced yet that The Usual Suspects is some sort of modern noir masterpiece, as its rabid fans contest.

The film starts somewhere in the middle, with a harbored cargo ship being set ablaze by a mysterious presence who has apparently killed just about everyone on board.  The cops suspect a drug deal gone bad, as the millions of dollars worth of coke said to be on board is missing, and no traces of who committed the heinous deed and why.  The sole key witness to the events is "Verbal’ Kint (Spacey, Consenting Adults), a mousy Cerebral Palsy victim who claims not to be a rat, but can’t resist spilling all the details, especially since he’s been granted immunity. It seems that he and four other notorious criminals banded together to pull off a major job, succeed, then get embroiled into another while out in California.  It is there that they become ensnared in a "bigger fish" scenario whereby they must follow through on plans as dictated by the unseen criminal mastermind Keyser Soze, rumored to be the most vicious and powerful kingpin in the world.

The aspect that keeps many viewers coming back for endless repeats is the fact that the screenplay by Christopher McQuarrie (The Way of the Gun, Public Access) blends fact and fiction in such a way that it becomes entertaining just trying to discern which pieces of the puzzle are fact and which are fiction.  This is also one of the more maddening things about the film as well, as the fact that we aren’t ever sure if there is enough evidence either way to make any firm conclusions, although we might always think we’re on the verge of figuring it all out.  It would be easy to dismiss everything one sees as a complete fabrication, and yet, we never feel comfortable in doing so; the plot is intricate enough to think that there is something of substance there.  And yet, we can’t quite believe anything with absolute certainty either.  Yes, it is truly maddening and absorbing at the same time.

While the plot itself might be called tightly wound, the attitude of the cast is quite loose, so even if the actual story proves difficult to always follow, the interplay among the characters is entertaining enough to keep the plot explanations from becoming a sure slog-fest.  The casting is curious, benefiting from proven performers like Spacey (in an Oscar-winning performance), Byrne (Little Women, Dead Man) and Palminteri (Bullets Over Broadway, A Bronx Tale) to add credibility in the key roles, while the supporting cast consists of actors primarily playing for laughs or macho posturing, such as Del Toro’s (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Traffic) unintelligible delivery, Pollak’s (Clean Slate, A Few Good Men) attempt at playing a bad-ass, and Baldwin’s (Slap Shot 2, Shelter Island) incessant quipping.  The technical specs are top notch, with a rich score by John Ottman (The Cable Guy, Lake Placid) complementing the moodiness of Newton Thomas Sigel’s (Blankman, Fallen) cinematography perfectly.

Of course, by the end of the film, you realize all of these things are the result of one big shell game dealt by the hands of people good at what they do, and despite the spottiness of the first half and some of the more artificial elements, The Usual Suspects succeeds at what it sets out to do — fool everyone.  While I may hedge quite a bit in my final proclamation as the the film’s greatness, I can’t deny admiring the audaciousness of the presentation, even if I come away detached to the film on any emotional level.  People will watch this endlessly, trying to connect all of the dots, but I suspect the greatest trick McQuarrie and Singer (X-Men, X2) ever pulled was in convincing the cinematic world that enough dots exist to make a complete picture.

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