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Rambo III: Special Edition

Movie:
To celebrate the twentieth anniversary of First Blood, Artisan has remastered and remixed the Rambo Trilogy, releasing them both separately as special editions and packaged together as part of a special box set that includes a bonus fourth disc of extras.

Rambo III concluded the extremely successfully trilogy in 1988. Directed by Peter MacDonald, the film stars Stallone (Rambo), Crenna (Trautman), Kurtwood Smith (Griggs), and Marc de Jonge (Colonel Zaysen). Unfortunately, the film suffered from bad timing, as the Cold War was basically over, and Rambo was still fighting the Soviets.

Now living in Thailand, Rambo is offered a chance to assist Trautman in a special covert op to investigate Russian Colonel Zaysen’s stranglehold in his Afghani sector. Rambo declines, as he believes his war is over. However, when Trautman is captured by Zaysen and the military refuses to rescue him, Rambo goes to Afghanistan to free him, aided only by the Mujahedeen rebels who oppose the Soviet invasion.

While First Blood is, in my mind, the best film in the series, Rambo III is a mostly entertaining sequel that once again chooses action over character development, though there is some pathos evident in the character when he sees the plight of the Afghani people. Following Rambo: First Blood Part II’s lead, Rambo III retains the “super-hero” Rambo who is able to avoid most injuries and has impeccable aim. The action scenes in Rambo III are quite good and many of them believable, though the climax, with Rambo and Trautman taking on an entire Russian army and avoiding injury, is quite laughable.

Note: Rambo III is missing the burned in subtitle translations for the Russian dialogue that the original DVD release contains.

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Rambo III is presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen and 1.33:1 full frame, each on opposite sides of the disc. Of the trilogy, the transfer is the best of the bunch, predictably so, as it is the most recent. It can, at times, appear to be a bit soft, however. The print is clean throughout, with only some minor specks, and no shimmering or artifacts. Colors are vibrant throughout, with accurate flesh tones and solid blacks.

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Rambo III is presented in DTS 5.1, Dolby Digital 5.1, and Dolby 2.0 Surround. Previously, the film was only available on DVD in Dolby 2.0 Surround, and as expected, the newly mixed DTS and DD5.1 tracks sound much more rich and full. The DTS and DD5.1 soundtracks for Rambo III sound fantastic and are incredibly dynamic. Surrounds are strong and aggressive throughout, with some great directionally in the gunfire. The explosions are terrific with the presence of the LFE channel. Dialogue is crisp and clean throughout with no distortion that I detected. Optional subtitles are available in Spanish.

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The main extras on the disc are the commentary with director Peter MacDonald and the new documentary, Afghanistan: Land in Crisis. While the commentary had quite a few pauses, MacDonald manages to share a lot of interesting information, mostly about the technical aspects of the film’s numerous action sequences. Certainly not the best commentary, but worlds better than Cosmatos’s on Rambo: First Blood Part II. The documentary runs about twenty-nine minutes in length, and features interviews with Stallone and a few people familiar with Afghani history, such as professors. Interspersed with the interviews are clips from Rambo III and real life footage of day-to-day life in Afghanistan. The interviewees do a great job of communicating the struggle and conflicts of the Afghani people and touch on some of the events that lead up to 9/11/01 and how America is trying to ensure that, this time, Afghanistan is not a breeding ground for terrorists.

Also available on the disc are extensive cast and crew biographies and filmographies, informative production notes, and the film’s trailer.

Summary:
Artisan has re-released Rambo III with improved picture and fantastic sound quality, retained the original release’s commentary, and added a new and interesting documentary. While the film isn’t as good as First Blood or Rambo: First Blood Part II, Rambo III is certainly worth an occasional viewing for fans. However, if you plan to buy all three, definitely consider the Rambo Trilogy which adds a fourth disc of extras. Rent it.

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Mulholland Drive Reviewed By Greg Muskewitz Posted 10/13/01 03:31:45

"Well worth the ride." (Awesome)

Mulholland Drive was originally prepared as an open-ended television pilot that David Lynch wrote and directed for ABC, which was to premiere in ?99. But as time has told, ABC killed that idea (Lynch now vows never to go near TV again), temporarily leaving it dead in the water before Studio Canal + came along and snapped up the rights, thereby allowing Lynch to revisualize the project as a self-contained feature to stand on its own. As-of-yet, I have only seen the film once, a fact that will be adjusted very soon, but to retell the plot almost seems pointless. However, try I will?One early synopsis released by Universal Focus calls it ?A love story in the city of dreams.? That?s it. Yet it is so much more complicated than that. Elsewhere referenced as a cautionary tale for young, hopeful actresses, at the film?s start, we travel along with a limousine along Mulholland Dr. An attractive brunette (Laura Elena Harring) sits in the back and becomes alarmed when her drivers pull over and attempt to remove her from the vehicle. As that happens, two youth-filled cars speed by drag racing on both sides of the street, and one slams headfirst into the limo. After a rough night, the brunette sneaks her way into a posh apartment, apparently suffering from a head injury. Around the same time, a blonde, beautiful Canadian filled with na?vet?, Betty (Naomi Watts) arrives in Los Angeles for the first time, deathly excited about pursuing acting.The women unexpectedly meet in the apartment?Betty allowed to stay at her aunt?s, but quickly put at ease about the brunette?s intrusion through mistake. Her name is Rita, or so she adopts Ms. Hayworth?s first name from the poster of Gilda hanging on the wall; it becomes obvious, ?Rita? is suffering from amnesia and even once Betty discovers the habitat-al faux pas, she has befriended the accident victim and promised to help. Of course, none of this is as straightforwardly laid out. As intermediary scenes, we are introduced to a film director named Adam (Justin Theroux), who attends a studio meeting in which several representatives are forcing him to cast a certain actress named Camilla Rhodes in a part that just opened up (originally set to be played by Rita, maybe?); the detectives at the scene of the car accident; a prefatory luncheon between to male buddies?one who recounts his nightmare only to suddenly and freakishly die out of fear when he imagines seeing a burnt-looking vagrant or ?monster,? etc. It?s quite clear that at this point, we are witnessing the staggered introductions of those characters who would have, at least we assume, continued their reoccurrences and places within the show. Those are not the only prelusions, other spots are allotted, such as for Adam?s wife and her secret boyfriend (played by Billy Ray Cyrus), but in particular, the preambles of the cops and the burnt vagrant are only set into motion and never returned to, at least not until another glimpse at the end.Earlier this year at the Cannes Film Festival, Lynch was co-awarded the director prize along with the directing-end of the Coen Brothers for The Man Who Wasn?t There, and since then both Lynch and Mulholland Drive have generated praise aplenty. As much as I am glad that Lynch and his film are getting notice and respect, I cannot help but feel that a lot of the yay-saying antics of the critics is the trendy following-of-the-leader/jumping on the bandwagon trendiness of what?s ?in? and what isn?t. For me, there were a lot of similarities that I picked up on between Highway and Drive; for starters, there is even an exact musical composition by Badalementi that plays very early on. The director character, Adam, is a lot like Bill Pullman?s Fred Madison, from the attitude, to the clothing, the hairdo and even the looks. It isn?t hard to believe that it could be a relative or even ?Fred? when he was younger (and before he went to jazz saxophonist). Another character, nameless I think, who dines with the nightmare-scared friend also resembles Pullman/Fred, not just in looks, but again in attitude and in his speaking manner. Broken sentences and parts of words paused and uninflected. The cops who show up at the scene of the accident and their simpleton, matter-of-fact banter reflects that of Ed, Al, Lou, etc. (?There?s no such thing as a bad coincidence?), which follows a sort of strained humor. Dreams and dualities are a key to Mulholland Drive just as they were in Lost Highway, which is where the nitty gets gritty and things become indistinguishable and indefinable?except to Lynch who birthed the hallucination himself. Over time, I have found a panoply of answers, keys or hints that could be possible answers to Lost Highway, but nothing definitive or official. And I like not knowing. I don?t find that nearly as frustrating as do others. However, one big difference between the two?and there are plenty of others, I promise you that?is between their levels of complexity, confoundity and incoherence, Mulholland Drive is off of the deeper end. It?s stranger, more confusing, more perplexing, more frustrating I suppose (the whole ?silencio? segment and act comes to mind). When Lost Highway came out in 1997, it was met with tepid reviews, unhappy that after Lynch?s six-year absence from features, that he returned to something even weirder. The same things that critics tore into and criticized Lynch for in that film, are being praised and hurrahed in his new work even though on all accounts, it is more now. There is a noticeable paucity of profanity and violence, though the images are no less grisly or disturbing, effective or assiduous. My concern, even though it is one that I don?t have to mount myself with, is how much of the praise and respect is written with good intention and honesty instead of artificiality. Lost Highway is the superior film?not because it is my favorite?but because of differences ranging amid plot, pacing, originality, technical features such as cinematography, editing, musical score, etc. All of those tools are used with the best intent here, and nearly to the best of their extent, but more confounding than the film itself has been the critical reaction. Many of those behind-the-camera are all the same: Peter Deming as the DP, Mary Sweeney as the editor, Angelo Badalementi as the composer. Aside from some purposely blurred and foggy shots, Lynch (Deming as well) doesn?t try anything irresponsible or nettlesome with the camera. The most beautiful composition in the entire film, and maybe even among all of his films is what I call a ?Picasso? shot: as the two women sleep in the same bed?one on her back, the other on her side?the two faces blend and conceal together to create an image that is extremely reminiscent of the way Pablo Picasso hid two faces/angles within one. (And with Lynch being a painter as well, the shot could easily be an hommage to the master.) Mulholland Drive is dark in appearance, but not overly brooding and thick in content. It always winds up surprising me how much humor, quirky or plain, that Lynch incorporates and injects his films with. There?s a cornucopia of amusement when it comes to the director?s frustrations in casting, the ?cowboy? he must deal with, the what the fuck? confusion of the studio meeting (with Dan Hedaya and his partner who has an obsession for the perfect espresso); the director?s domestic problems; Betty?s over-optimistic and super-na?ve arrival at LAX and her corny, pathetic dialogue; Ann Miller as an apartment manager/busybody with clothing and jewelry bydependences equally as busy; etc. The quirky laughs equably counter the creepy, mysterious and unsettling ambience, but is far from overpowering or undermining the textured elegance and mood of Lynch?s eccentric and droll trademark(s). The combinations of Lynch?s visually spooky yet attractive images along with the seemingly unforced and impenetrable atmosphere is concocted like no one else can dream of replicating. Mulholland Drive remarkably sees its way into the director?s venerable oeuvre, and all throughout its searing beauty and chilling mystery, despite the film?s beautiful flaws, it has an unshakable experience. Once the film has its claws dug into you, or has inveigled you via its seductive scent, there is no way for it to relinquish its grasp, and Lynch (understandably) wouldn?t have it any other way. If not by somewhat wringing out or carrying over the drugged hallucinations perfectly fabricated and designed in Lost Highway, Lynch again shows why he is the best filmmaker around, why he blows the competition away, and why once you?ve had it, you can never go back!Mulholland Drive lasts a compelling and inconspicuous 146-minutes; nearly three-quarters of that ride are smooth and fluid. Even though questions register and pop up on a steady but demandless basis, the at-times episodic nature of the film is comfortably concatenated without cause for any resounding shoulder-shrugging. Only in that fourth-quarter, reaching and extending into a deluxe overtime, does the followability and logic shoot up red flags, causing the film to drag you behind (and at a distance) rather than carry and support you pari passu, as it had been up until that breaking and defining moment. I heard the plot referred to somewhere as a double helix, and that?s a perfect gradation. And wind and twist and turn and swivel it does, categorically fitting into the label of serpentine and labyrinthine. The utilization of amnesia to slowly but surely, and then not so surely, reveal facts and fictions is an excellent suspense machination. Lynch loves to bemuse his audience, sucking one so deeply in, only in the end to stonewall from any definitive answer or answers. That abstruse impression becomes undeniably addictive; the confusion gives way to the steadfast need and want for more knowledge?it becomes a feeding frenzy. Taking all this into consideration, one viewing is hardly going to allow me to digest all of the implications, suggestions, possibilities, theories, quirks, nuances, tricks, etc., that are so fragily and masterfully imbued in the film. As expected (and as I have pointed out) Lynch revisits?even more deeply?the act of dreams, the shifting and blending of identities, which, as it should, left me nonplus following that initial viewing. So few films can personify a dream in the way that Lynch paints them, for how less descriptively could you describe Mulholland Drive as, other than an investigation and observation of dream-state delusions and confusions? (Richard Linklater also examines related terrain in his festival-selected movie Waking Life, wholly different, but not nearly as successful.) Lynch probably will not change the opinion of those who incorrectly label him as a misogynist. True, he is very demanding?physically and mentally?on his actresses, but often these women are the ones with the power to corrupt, swell, direct or manipulate (both positively and negatively) the direction everything moves in. There are usually two sides to their stories or two stories to separate them from, but attention will call itself to the sapphic themes in this. Lynch can tenderly and erotically film a lesbian sex scene, and he can use an incredible amount of restraint, while still making passion burn and singe. More demanding than the two sex scenes themselves (if you can actually call them scenes in the traditional sense) is a tough but stirring request for Watts to masturbate. The scene achieves a heightened sense of tension and discomfit, but not because of repulsion. In reduced terms, it reminds me of the controversial scene in Requiem for a Dream in which Jennifer Connelly (or her double) is lubed up and penetrated by a toy being shared with another woman; initial reaction was that of gratuity, but later I realized just how pertinent it was to the somber and grave feeling and climax it was designated to spawn. Ostensibly this is reaching for a similar function, but in far less graphic or disturbing ways.Our three key players are virtually unknowns, but after this film, they should no longer be. During the press conference with David Lynch following the screening, he pointed out that since the projected had aimed to be for television, he needed performers with the ability to commit to the show for longevity. Now that they aren?t bound to any contractual limitations, I hope to see them casted in challenging roles such as what they faced in Mulholland Drive. (If you are wondering why the title sounds so familiar, it?s because of the 1996 movie Mulholland Falls with Nick Nolte, John Malkovich and Melanie Griffith.) I?m too hardpressed to determine which of the women?s roles were more tricky, more difficult, but would rather point out that both of them are endlessly convincing and live up to and beyond their demands. The thrill of their unknown-ness adds thrill, but it isn?t luck that they use to slide by with. There are far too many requirements and dares they face (always remaining sang-froid, even if they don?t want you to believe it) that they must jockey through?not around?which is enough to prove to me their skill. Watts may be given the wider threshold to enter and exit through, but she uses the space ever so efficaciously, and Harring hardly allows for the size difference to matter or be noticed. Theroux is an interesting performer, with his character even suggesting a bit of Lynch himself. He is a steady, thorough actor with a lot to offer, and yet with having given quite a lot here. Adam is an excellent character placed within a Lynchian hell, which may or may not exist or be relevant. Other roles are unfortunately throw-aways?set up, but never given ample time for establishment or development. That?s the case for Michael J. Anderson, Hedaya, Robert Forster, and any number of other cameos or brief intros, all of which are disappointing to have abandoned, but still serve to perpetuate and accentuate the questions and boggles of the mind even deeper.At this point, I am not sure if I am ready to posit any solutions to Lynch?s enigma. From what I gather (but, like a dream, am not completely able to concentrate over or detail the whole experience), the confusion of identities from Rita to Betty to Diane to Camilla (et al.) is provoked in the dream-state, in which we start off in and follow until the revelations begin dropping, or making sense after the grogginess of sleep dissipates. There are two main women, both actresses, and both who have had a relationship together beyond being friends. Whatever evokes the dream/hallucination/nightmare, I don?t know, but identities are confused and combined. Later, when we see the ?real? Camilla at a party, the ?real? Diane (a/k/a former girlfriend?) jealously watches on as Camilla has now not only gotten together with the director, but seems to be occupied with another woman?whose face we know as the other Camilla. An explanation for that could possibly be that the first Camilla, the one in the dream, is a mental intrusion of who the woman represents in real life, as she is brought, or moreover forced into the blonde?s life, and welcomed (mysteriously, with other agendas maybe) into the brunette?s. Yet still, that hardly answers or contains answers to the even more provocative questions posed by the importance of the amnesia/dream/nightmare, the burnt vagrant, the rotting corpse, the studio honcho played by homunculus Michael J. Anderson, the ?cowboy,? the old folks, the suicide, etc. I am fully prepared to leave these questions rapidly burning inside of me, alongside of those from Lost Highway, but not before this drive becomes a road well-traveled. It will take me several more viewings before I tire of theorizing the plenitude of possibilities.With Lee Grant.PostScript: Well, I?ve gone back to see Mulholland Drive a second time. (Surprised?) Having gone within close proximity of my first viewing, there was plenty that I had mulled over, which was still fresh enough in my mind to tend to in the second viewing. For one thing, it?s almost a more exciting experience, more ludic; given the 146-minute running-time that is in no rush to unreel, it gives the viewer more time to make use of David Lynch?s commodious cinematic space. By knowing the general time(s) of when and where something was going to happen, the repeat viewing allotted an experienced exhibition that a curator would have when walking through a museum exhibit alone after giving several tours. There was plenty of time to feel as if some of my inkling theories were stablely supported, while others were dead wrong. But with Lynch, it?s as if the harder you grasp for a definitive answer, the more permanently elusive it will be. Like in dreams, let it come to you. Among the things I picked up on during my first viewing that were just as prevalent the second time around was the Be-Boppy mid- to late-Fifties, very early Sixties feeling, punctuated in the opening swing dance (Jitter Bug maybe), the eerie, lucid simplicity of the characters (particularly Betty?s na?vet?, even more persistent throughout this time), the casting of Adam?s film, etc. Then again, Lynch often uses that nostalgic bridge into the seemingly deceptivelessness veneer of that time period that he so effortlessly pulls away in Blue Velvet and Twin Peaks, or the equally as crystalline allusions in Wild at Heart or Lost Highway. Closure is nowhere in sight when it comes to The Cowboy, the grungy tatterdemalion, Louise, Irene and the old man, the black book sought out early on (causing much comical highjinx during the extemporaneous shooting spree), the key and blue cube, Rebecca del Rio?s lip-syncing scene, and so on. (That scene can be classified as classic Lynch; he said as for the reasoning for that scene?s inclusion was one day when a friend brought del Rio over to meet Lynch, she sang for him, which then prompted him to randomly splice in a utilization for her and her vocal talents.) Also on this go-round, there was more evidence of a murder plot and its swishy-swashy nature of the identities hot-potatoed around. The ?Picasso? shot that I referenced in my original review is given further symbolism; for on that night of the wannabe Nancy Drews? lovemaking, as they become one?hence the confluence of their features into one person with two outlets, and their subsequent split and departure from each other?is the suggestion to why everything from there has become rocky and topsy-turvy, and the turning point as to who is really who. The problems come rolling in when everyone feels it is their duty to know everything and be explained as to all of what, when, where, why, who and how means. When I was at the New York Film Festival, when Lynch came for the press conference, journalists and critics were inquiring what percentage was dream and what was reality, or what the definition of this or that character was, and its ilk. As expected, Lynch was tight-lipped with his answers, as he should be! One of my favorite aspects of Lost Highway is that I will never know the specific answers for everything in that film, and to me, that?s what keeps the mystery alive. Lynch has always said that once you hold all the keys to a mystery, it ceases to be a mystery, and often enough, the solution doesn?t live up to your expectations and wild imagination. (How often would that Jimmy Stewart be right about his neighbor in a Rear Window-like situation?) Another thing: Lynch?s ambiguous endings are less pretentious and calculated that someone like M. Night Shyamalan who structures his whole movie around dropping an anvil of an ending on his audience at the end. Not every secret in a film needs to transmogrify into a tune-altering revelation, and Lynch resists the temptation to do the same. Let?s clear up one charge, though: Lynch might be known for being weird, idiosyncratic and eccentric, but the constant criticism (and sometimes praise) of his equivocal d?nouements is not as much of a trademark. The querulous accusations that he leaves much of his work untold or unexplained is simply untrue. It might be a trend that he is presently in the pursuit of, but the dreamscape ambiguity is most predominant in Mulholland Drive and Lost Highway, with other minute similarities surging throughout Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, and its antecedent TV series. With those, though, Lynch had less to do with the progression of the series, and in the film prequel, there was still less perplexity and puzzlement associated with it, at least for those familiar with the series itself. Lynch?s tendency was to answer mysteries by posing other mysteries in its place, or to use the origins as a springboard to launch further investigations elsewhere. Even early in his career, Lynch may have been preoccupied by dreams, but the foundation that the brunt of his work, and that he himself is all about chicanery, is baseless. Look at Eraserhead, The Elephant Man, Dune, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart and The Straight Story. What is so strikingly confusing or unanswered there? They may be weird, quirky and unpredictable, but if anything, nebulousness is the aberration in his oeuvre.Final Verdict: A.
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The visual feel of the sets and the equipment within MIIB is discussed
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the production manager as to how he came up with the feel for the
film.

Of all the many features on the MIIB DVD this was quite interesting
because
it is about the bits of the film that you don’t really see as you watch.
Well, you SEE it but you don’t really take it in. Where Rick Baker’s
aliens
will draw your eye to them, the sets etc will often just have a feel to
them.

This discussed the thought process behind everything from the worm’s
bachelor pad through to even the choice for Agent J’s car. It is
interesting as it is easy to forget how much work goes into making this
stuff and designing it over and over. There isn’t anything earth
shattering
here but it is interesting to see how it all came together.

Whatever else you think about the MIB films, they do have a bit good look
about them and the set design is part of setting the tone for the film as
comic and sort of cool throwback. The only thing that this short lacked
was
a reference back to the comic book - surely this must have had some input
to
the design process and the feel of the film?

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Bikini Bandits Experience, The Reviewed By Charles Tatum Posted 09/29/04 00:43:57

"Experience Not Required" (Total Crap)

Director Steven Grasse shoots this headache inducing ode to 1970’s B-movie drive-in trash. He should have watched some 1970’s B-movie drive-in trash first.Based on the internet series (reason enough to take pause), there is not a linear plotline, but the film kind of goes like this: four bikini clad criminals are sent to hell. There, the devil sends them back to defile the Virgin Mary. Next, they hide out in Amish country, and then time travel back to 1776. They finally hide out on a porn shoot, looking for an Amish retarded boy, and are saved by Corey Feldman and a bunch of ninjas. This is a merciful fifty-four minutes long. It should have been an insane take on the old grindhouse fare of the 1970’s, but the film makers commit a horrible mistake. A cult film develops a cult following through word of mouth and an intrinsic quality found in the film itself. If you are setting out to specifically make a cult film, then you will try too hard and fail. That is exactly what happens here. The film makers try everything: there are fake home shopping ads for G-Mart tossed in with bad edits, musical interludes, a hairy yoga guy, and lots of annoying animation and graphics. We are treated to real phone conversations between the producers and some obnoxious guy named Zembo who keeps getting beat up on camera when he bothers some people. Finally, Corey Feldman proves he is the most irritating film personality ever (just do the hardcore porn already). The only nudity on display here are guys’ butts. The fearsome foursome go through this without taking off anything but their pride."The Bikini Bandit Experience" is not trashy on a fun level. It is just trash. I had the same reaction to this as I did to "The Underground Comedy Movie," another "eagerly awaited" flick based on some fan boys’ alone time activities- big damn deal. Avoid this at once.
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The Adventures of Baron Munchausen ***1/2 (out of 5)   (1988)

Cast: John Neville, Eric idle, Sarah Polley, Oliver Reed, Charles McKeown, Jonathan Pryce

Directed By Terry Gilliam

The legendary Baron Munchausen, fabled to tell wild and fanciful stories, in the late 18th Century finds himself at the end of his life, just as the Age of Reason begins. The Turks are threatening to invade a small but well-armed town, making the Baron set off with a little stowaway girl to find a solution to defeat the Turks. Along the way he finds his old friends, who each have a unique gift that may help him in his quest, and together they encounter many bizarre and surreal adventures. But Death is lurking at every turn waiting to take his life away.

THE ADVENTURES OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN marks the third in the loose trilogy of fantasy films by Gilliam (TIME BANDITS and BRAZIL being the other two.) This film was one of the biggest financial flops in the history of cinema upon its initial release, but one can see from the visuals that the money was well-spent. It is truly a marvel of design, artwork, sets and costumes, a veritable feast for the eyes. The story is well-crafted although strangely isn’t as involving involving as it should be, which is sometimes typical of Gilliams’ style.  In my opinion, this is the work when Gilliam finally hit his stride as a director, marked with much less of the uneven tone that marred his earlier, albeit more popular work. The ride may not be always exciting, but the sheer magnitude of Gilliam’s vision, and the loving characterizations drawn to life, makes it one well worth taking nonetheless.

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Five Children and It Reviewed By Jay Seaver Posted 10/16/04 05:19:15

"You make a wish, it doesn’t turn out how you’d expect; that’s how it works." (Average)

SCREENED AT THE 2004 BOSTON FANTASTIC FILM FESTIVAL: Five Children and It is a small movie, about eighty-five kid-friendly minutes enlivened by an eccentric Kenneth Branagh and some nifty work from the Henson workshop. It’s not as grandiose as the Harry Potter movies, for instance, but has its charms.The five children of the title are Cyril, Robert, Anthea, Jane, and Lamb, who are packed off during the summer of 1917 to stay with their uncle in the country as London is evacuated and their parents go to France to serve as a pilot and a nurse. The uncle, of course, has a perfectly horrid son of his own (Horace) and a sprawling house governed by arbitrary rules, including never going into the greenhouse. Middle child Robert, of course, breaks this rule immediately, discovering a secret passageway to a beach where it’s not raining and a sand fairy can be found. This sprite can grant wishes, but they only last the day and, of course, have a tendency to go wrong.It’s a mark of how good effects techniques have gotten that the only way to guess when "It" is a puppet and when it is CGI is by what It is doing. Running down the beach - probably CGI. Sitting in its shell talking to the kids - probably the work of Henson’s Creature Shop (the movie is produced by Jim Henson Productions). The purple creature resembles vaguely Rygel from Farscape and is voiced by comedian Eddie Izzard, not normally a guy associated with family entertainment but who seems to be having a great time here.The other adults of note are Zoe Wannamaker as Uncle Albert’s assistant, who clearly knows about It (though she never says so) and helps the siblings cover when things go awry, and Kenneth Branagh as Albert himself. Branagh is actually a great fit for children’s movies (he was the best part of Harry Potter 2); they let him indulge his tendency to play to the balconies a bit but also places boundaries on it. Here, he’s cast in the role of "caring but distracted adult caretaker", the one who is present but busy enough to allow the kids a great deal of autonomy. He’s a math professor, at work on a textbook called "Difficult Sums for Small Children", and his scatterbrained comments are almost always good for a laugh.The child actors are, generally, pretty good. With six kids and less than ninety minutes, most are sketched in broad strokes - Lamb is a toddler, Jane plays the violin badly, Althea devours pulp novels, Cyril is the responsible eldest child (at 13), and Horace is a weird kid with his own basement laboratory. Robert, the film’s narrator, is the lead, a rather selfish troublemaker who idolizes his pilot father and chafes at the idea of Cyril being in charge.I gather that a great deal of E. Nesbit’s novel was cut; comments behind me indicated that the children had many more adventures in the book, with the only one making it to the screen relatively intact was the "flying" story. This would explain why the passage of time feels off; counting the wishes would indicate the story taking place over just a few days, but the events would seem to dictate a longer period. The effects work is fine enough, with It looking good when he has to be mobile and a decent-looking monster in the last act. My only complaint would be the sequence where the children have wings; though rendered well, they don’t really look like they would support the kids’ weight.Not that such things will cause much concern to the movie’s pre-teen audience; they’ll see a movie with at least one character they can identify with, a funny animatronic character, and adult characters who are either funny or sources of unconditional love. And, really, what more should a kid want from a movie? The adults in the audience will likely be amused enough to enjoy watching it with their kids, even if it’s not as truly all-ages a movie as something like Babe or Toy Story.
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Godfather: Part III, The
Well done finale to the fantastic saga of the Corleone
family with Coppola’s daughter Sofia being the only
weak link in the acting area. Garcia is brilliant
and carries the same vigor and power as Caan before
him. Pacino still has that touch as Michael, now in his
later years. The film moves along briskly and features
great support from Mantegna, Wallach and a surprisingly well used George
Hamilton. Wasn’t as big a hit at the Oscars
as the first two installments, but the saga is
still one of the most important series of films
ever made.

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Bloodsuckers Reviewed By David Cornelius Posted 06/25/06 08:45:41

"Further proof that Michael Ironside will star in anything." (Pretty Bad)

What began life as ?Bloodsuckers,? a dopey, ridiculous, low-grade sci-fi/horror B combo flick that debuted last year on the dreaded Sci-Fi Channel, has now been reborn under the deliriously clunky video title ?Vampire Wars: Battle For the Universe,? although all the dopey, ridiculous, low-grade sci-fi and horror remain intact, as does the embarrassing supporting appearances from Michael Ironside and Michael DeLuise.(Whether the appearances are embarrassing for Ironside and DeLuise or for us is for you to determine.)Whatever the title, the movie, written and directed by up-and-coming schlockmeister Matthew Hastings (?Decoys,? ?Engaged To Kill?), is determined to be a kooky blend of ?Firefly,? ?Aliens,? and ?John Carpenter?s Vampires,? although its low budget keeps it from hitting the heights it?s reaching, while its sloppy, uninspired screenplay keeps it from being much fun.It starts out surprisingly enjoyable, as we follow the adventures of a ?V-San? (?Vampire Sanitation?) unit on patrol in the furthest reaches of the galaxy, strange alien lands that just so happen to look an awful lot like British Columbia. It?s the year 2210, and outer space is crawling with all sorts of vampires - a variety of subspecies that need to be killed in a variety of ways before they overtake you with their variety of vampire powers. Our rugged V-San crew, which includes a handsome captain (Joe Lando), a gruff rookie lieutenant (Elias Toufexis), a sexy half-woman/half-vampire (Natassia Malthe), a butch lesbian (Leanne Adachi), and some guy in a cowboy hat (Aaron Pearl), because apparently you have to have a guy in a cowboy hat, right? These guys wander around the outskirts of Vancouver, shouting macho Space Marine-isms like ?Knock ?em, sock ?em, bring ?em to the ground and spike ?em!? before heading off to knocking, socking, and spiking grounded space vampires.It is, strange as it may seem, an awful lot of silly fun, what with the crazy action and the lighthearted banter and the ample amounts of rock (both bluesy decent and Nickelback-level sucky) and the realization by everyone involved that it?s all too goofy to try to take seriously. Heroes and bad guys are both deliciously overplayed without being so tongue-in-cheek that comedy gets in the way, while the action is brisk enough and bloody enough to satisfy fans of such high-concept, low-rent productions. (Fans, by the way, will be pleased to hear words like ?Vorhees? and ?Leatherface? used to describe subspecies of vamps, making the whole movie one long in-joke.)And then Hastings loses his footing, in a big way. This previously fairly simple B movie quickly balloons out of his control, as we?re introduced to a weak subplot about a band of human rebels who want to team up with vampires to overthrow humanity. This story remains too underdeveloped, coming and going with no real rhythm, bringing with them some horrible dialogue, plot turns, and, yes, Michael Ironside and Michael DeLuise, both in full-on space vampire make-up. All of this gets awkwardly intertwined with bits about vampire mind-sex, conflict among the crew, and a key plot point involving the interrogation of what can only be described as a vampire slug Muppet.It?s all too much for this little film, and the overload leads Hastings to not get anything in the film?s second half right. The dialogue is less snappy, the mood is less bouncy, the action is less thrilling. What begins as a big pile of dumb fun winds up a weary mess, and unless you really, really can?t wait to see Michael Ironside with pointy ears, there?s simply no reason to keep watching once all the fun parts disappear.
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Once Upon a Time in America Reviewed By Erik Childress Posted 09/01/03 08:01:06

"Lyrical. Poetic. In Other Words, A Movie Lover’s Fairy Tale" (Awesome)

Why are movies considered ?timeless?? Is it because the great ones live on in the archives as well as in our hearts and minds? Perhaps, but I prefer to swing the debate towards the idea of how they adapt. Films, in essence, stay the same but our perception of them grow and expand over time as we change. Older and wiser we can look back upon the films of our youth and find flaws while still remaining affectionate. Grown-up and more astute in the ways of the world we can value the inner depths of a storyteller beyond the artificial labels of character and plot. Then there are those rare occasions when seeing the same movie twice is like watching two different movies altogether.Two films in my life fall into this category and a sadness befalls me as they will probably also be the last two. Ironically enough, both titles are the subject of the most controversial studio decisions in a long history of idiotic decisions. Before Terry Gilliam?s Brazil was re-edited down to nothing with its unfathomable ?love conquers all? ending, Sergio Leone?s Once Upon a Time in America saw 90 minutes excised and its labyrinthian timeline reorganized chronologically for its American release. A telling sign for the American dream gone horribly wrong.At its restored 229-minute cut, Leone in his directorial swan song proves in its first half-hour how he?s the master of cinematic hypnosis. He permeates an air of mystery that has you intrigued to what?s going on, what HAS happened and who these characters are that are populating the screen. Opening with a brutal murder and torture, we are thrust into the end of an era where surviving mobster ?Noodles? (Robert DeNiro) is on the run from the latest in a series of miscalculated life decisions that finally turned friendship into betrayal. As a youngster in New York, Noodles and his gang of friends run errands for the local street boss. With the newly arriving Max (played as an adult by James Woods), the Italian/Jewsh brotherhood formed a bond that would see them, in the true entreprenaureal spirit, create an invention that would benefit not the common man, but the bootleggers in fear of coast guard inspection. When competition turns progress into tragedy, Noodles goes to prison and comes out the other side a dozen years later to see his friends flourishing but never forgetting.Leone, co-adapting from Harry Grey?s novel (The Hoods), isn?t concerned with grand crime capers (although the film has its solid share including a comical baby-switching moment that would be right at home in A Clockwork Orange), but about history and time. His unsubtle thematic gestures manifest once again as a stolen watch becomes the symbol of the friendship of Max and Noodles, of lost time and the passage of it into a Dickensian grandeur. Other directors can try to pull off parallels between characters and the actions that unconsciously affect those around them at later periods, but Leone lyrically usurps us into a slow haze consisting of languid camera movements and Ennio Morricone?s virtuoso score. It?s a type of filmmaking that just doesn?t exist anymore (even Scorsese, a Leone worshipper, likes to cut fast) and will frustrate any viewer looking at their own watch during that opening half-hour. From Morricone?s music to the subtle ambient noises, Leone uses all sound like a composer in the Garden of Eden. Whole set pieces develop out of sound, beginning with a ringing telephone that permeates over several scenes until we discover its destination. Even the fear of the evening noises of New York can?t compare to the tension of a stirring spoon in a roomful of blurred suspicion.The setting ?in America? is not a complete encapsulation of the country anymore than ?the West? was in Leone?s classic western. It?s one story of one time that is more in love with the cinema than its actual setting; a fact that Leone has corroborated. Like the Hollywood that strived on celebrating gangsters in the movies of the 30s, when Prohibition is repealed (or the box office runs dry) leaving those like Noodles and Max out-of-business, it?s time for a new era of robbers like Butch Cassidy and Clyde Barrow; a tradition that the anti-heroes of Leone?s epic are all-too-ready to help begin. With a history of classic anti-heroes that includes Barrow, Henry Hill and the Corleones, DeNiro?s Noodles may be both the easiest and the most difficult to sympathize with. Sure they steal, lie and kill, but very few possess the seething animalistic quality that Noodles saves up for unspecial occasions. Noodles was never a parent?s bragging rights as a kid, but the one constant was his love for Deborah (played most confidently as a child by Jennifer Connelly in her debut and Elizabeth McGovern as the never-aging adult.) She represents that other road; one which she is more than happy to steer him to. But the choice to get behind the wheel is all his and Max is there to jerk it just as he?s getting it started. Noodle?s libido overdrive can be attributed (and forgiven) to bouts of adolescent discovery and a backed-up prison residence. Pent-up frustration and years of rejection however eventually get the better of him to label him, for lack of a better term, a serial rapist. Despite its fairy tale ruminations, the Once Upon a Time certainly doesn?t apply to the film?s women. One woman (it can be argued) all but asked for it, another is a nympho-in-training but the third in the trifecta is as disturbing and sad as any brutalization we?ve ever witnessed on screen (and that includes the 9-minute unbroken rape sequence in Gaspar Noe?s Irreversible.) Leone has always been accused of misogyny towards his female characters and it takes the melancholy reflections by an actor like DeNiro to somehow make them endurable past the point of utter hatred. Minor femmes have their breasts held at gunpoint or shot in cold blood before our discovery of how meaningless they actually are to the overall story. Three times does Noodles get first crack at a woman before Max gets a more mentally penetrating form of sloppy seconds at the realization of the kind of love that he will never experience (symbolized early by his inability to perform.) Leone?s grand moment in this whole outlook though comes during a sequence that would normally be cut from any other film. It involves a supporting character who is never more to the story than just one of the gang. The promise of sexual gratification is offered in exchange for nothing more than a cream puff. As he proudly buys one and is then forced by the girl to wait for her, he sits down on the stairs thinking about his options. He gives in to take a little taste, enjoys it, carefully fingers up the excess cream on the wrapping but leaves the cherry for her. (Remember, Leone ain?t subtle.) Finally he can?t wait any longer, eats the topping and inhales the whole thing, almost completely forgetting why he bought the thing in the first place. Anyone who can?t appreciate all the thematic instruments playing in that scene has no business pretending to be a film lover.What I remember seeing of Once Upon a Time in America on either cable or video as a youth is irrevelent since my jogged recollection pieces it together as if it were the chopped-up version. Revisiting it for the first time in a single sitting must recall what it must have been like for critics in 1984 to finally see Leone?s vision in all its glory. As that final freeze frame begin to haunt my dreams before I even went to sleep, it was impossible to nearly start writing a thesis paper on what that final image implied. Time magazine?s Richard Schickel?s interpretation of a modern opium dream is too simplistic to do the experience justice. Since the flashback can be attributed to two places on the timeline, are we looking at a satisfaction of finally doing the right thing, a glee of having gotten just revenge for exposing his vulnerability to the world or merely the one look of escape from the hell he?s created for himself? When a final shot of a nearly four-hour movie can have you thinking for hours before you can even get back to the other 228-minutes, then yes, you have just witnessed a dream; a cinematic one that doesn?t come along often enough.
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A very intense movie! I really was on the edge of my seat during the whole film. Unfortunalty the cannibals look a little too “costumed”. Good film music, fits perfectly. It’s defenaltly worth to see it! Two American tourists on a romantic camping trip are brutally murdered. A few days later, during the ancient festival of Samhain, a group of American university students moves into a beautiful cottage, surrounded by a lush forest and a majestic lake.

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